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FAMOUS LAST D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) WORDS |
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Written by Collected by Rich Fletcher
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Wednesday, 26 November 2008 18:28 |
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Page 1 of 9 Of course its evil, kill it!" It can't talk to us like that!" What do you mean, how many hit points do I have?" Was that thunder, or were you rolling damage?" No really. I can do this." Okay, if I max out this round and win initiative next round, maybe..." I open the coffin...SLOWLY." Boost me up." You mean it was a GOOD dragon?" I'll steal the 20+ level mage's pouch." What the hell, there's six of us and only 5 type VI demons." A wish? Okay, genie, make me a ham sandwich." Hey, all I need is a two or better to save vs. poison." YO! Grendel! Your momma wears combat boots!" I dunno what a tarrasque is, but it can't be TOO tough." What do you mean, the dragon wakes up?" Wait! What's deathspell do?" Go ahead and drink it." I'll never surrender." It was a joke." Hey guys, where are you?" I mix the potions and drink." There's no such thing as a bottomless pit. Everybody knows that." Featherball! I mean, featherrrr........" Do you realize what you just did?" Tell me this is an illusion." What do you mean, my spell expired." I'll cast Fireball." Let's go in." Let's not go in."
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 20 June 2009 13:03 )
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