nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

piratesaremydivision:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

etedoux:

thisisnotablog-its-a-sandwich:

swordsandarrows:

Reblogging just for The Rock’s facial expressions. 

I can smell what the rock is cooking

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CALORIES THAT MAN HAS TO CONSUME TO NOT DIE LETS JUST KEEP THAT IN MIND BEFORE ANYTHING IS SAID ABOUT EATING AS MUCH AS HIM

because if you eat as much as Dwayne without working out as much as Dwayne you will not become the second “the Rock”
You will become one of numerous beached whales

DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT EATING AS MUCH AS THE ROCK AND NOWHERE AT ALL DOES IT FUCKING SAY THAT?

No one is that goddamn stupid not to know that if you’re not built like him and you don’t work out like him, you can’t eat like him.

“FOOD DOES NOT EQUAL FAT” is the point of this, to all of you idiots trying to get self righteous and just looking for something to argue about.

I thought the point was that many things taste better than skinny feels. To name but two of an inexhaustible list: pizza and pancakes. 

Alright, well I made this post and I deem your point to be valid as well.

This should be shared!